短笑话故事作文英语【一】
住在森林里的`乌鸦常常受到鸟类的嘲弄。有的说它长得丑，一身黑羽毛太难看；有的说它的叫声太难听，只会哇哇叫个不停；有的说它贪婪霸道，经常争抢别人的食物。对此，乌鸦并不想辩解什么。
终于有一天，乌鸦又与八哥、喜鹊、苍鹰在一棵树上相遇了。
八哥首先用刚学会了的人话对喜鹊和苍鹰说：“你们瞧，哪个人不注意，又落下了一块煤碳，这不，冬天也快到了，天气也凉了，咱们是搬回去烧了暖暖身子，还是给人送回去呢？”
“哎哟，我的视力5.2还看错了，原来是乌鸦呀！”喜鹊和苍鹰听了顿时都哈哈大笑起来。
乌鸦再也忍无可忍了生气的反驳道：“你就会骂人，还有什么本事”？
“我的本事可多了呀”八哥又用人类语言得意地说：“我会模仿很多动物的语言，还可以学人类说话，哄人类开心，你能吗？”刚说完，又学着乌鸦“哇哇”地叫了几声。
乌鸦辩解道：“我是不能，但你有自己的语言吗？你只不过是一个可以模仿别人说话的傀儡罢了。八哥顿时被说的哑口无言。
喜鹊开口了，“好好好，你什么都好，你就是再有个性，你也是灾难的代表。而我呢，有一身漂亮的羽毛，不仅叫声好听，还代表着吉祥，我的本事大吧？”
“本事大？你偷吃粮食是本事吗？你祸害庄家也是本事吗？”乌鸦生气地反驳道。喜鹊也被乌鸦的反驳戳中要点。
最后，一向沉默寡言的苍鹰也发话了：“乌鸦，你别得意，你知道什么叫真正的本领大吗？
“什么？不知道。”
“哈哈，我搏击长空，俯视大地，万物在我脚下。我是草原人民的象征，强壮的代表。”
“那你还有其他优点吗？你阴狠毒辣，霸道，和别人抢食，伤害同类，而我们乌鸦是反哺动物，孝顺。你能比得了吗？”
苍鹰也认识到了自己的错误，与同伴们一起向乌鸦认错。乌鸦说：“看自己不要只看长处，应该多看看短处，这样才能使自己进步。”
这件事传播开来以后，再也没有鸟笑话乌鸦了。
短笑话故事作文英语【二】
Mouse and Cat in Partnership
英汉对照
A certain cat had made the acquaintance of a mouse, and had said so much to her about the great love and friendship she felt for her, that at length the mouse agreed that they should live and keep house together. But we must make a provision for winter, or else we shall suffer from hunger, said the cat, and you, little mouse, cannot venture everywhere, or you will be caught in a trap some day. The good advice was followed, and a pot of fat was bought, but they did not know where to put it. At length, after much consideration, the cat said, I know no place where it will be better stored up than in the church, for no one dares take anything away from there. We will set it beneath the altar, and not touch it until we are really in need of it. So the pot was placed in safety, but it was not long before the cat had a great yearning for it, and said to the mouse, I want to tell you something, little mouse, my cousin has brought a little son into the world, and has asked me to be godmother, he is white with brown spots, and I am to hold him over the font at the christening. Let me go out to-day, and you look after the house by yourself. Yes, yes, answered the mouse, by all means go, and if you get anything very good to eat, think of me, I should like a drop of sweet red christening wine myself. All this, however, was untrue, the cat had no cousin, and had not been asked to be godmother. She went straight to the church, stole to the pot of fat, began to lick at it, and licked the top of the fat off. Then she took a walk upon the roofs of the town, looked out for opportunities, and then stretched herself in the sun, and licked her lips whenever she thought of the pot of fat, and not until it was evening did she return home. Well, here you are again, said the mouse, no doubt you have had a merry day. All went off well, answered the cat. What name did they give the child. Top off, said the cat quite coolly. Top off, cried the mouse, that is a very odd and uncommon name, is it a usual one in your family. What does that matter, said the cat, it is no worse than crumb-stealer, as your God-children are called.
Before long the cat was seized by another fit of yearning. She said to the mouse, you must do me a favor, and once more manage the house for a day alone. I am again asked to be godmother, and, as the child has a white ring round its neck, I cannot refuse. The good mouse consented, but the cat crept behind the town walls to the church, and devoured half the pot of fat. Nothing ever seems so good as what one keeps to oneself, said she, and was quite satisfied with her days work. When she went home the mouse inquired, and what was this child christened. Half-done, answered the cat. Half-done. What are you saying. I never heard the name in my life, Ill wager anything it is not in the calendar.
The cats mouth soon began to water for some more licking. All good things go in threes, said she, I am asked to stand godmother again. The child is quite black, only it has white paws, but with that exception, it has not a single white hair on its whole body, this only happens once every few years, you will let me go, wont you. Top-off. Half-done, answered the mouse, they are such odd names, they make me very thoughtful. You sit at home, said the cat, in your dark-gray fur coat and long tail, and are filled with fancies, thats because you do not go out in the daytime. During the cats absence the mouse cleaned the house, and put it in order but the greedy cat entirely emptied the pot of fat. When everything is eaten up one has some peace, said she to herself, and well filled and fat she did not return home till night. The mouse at once asked what name had been given to the third child. It will not please you more than the others, said the cat. He is called all-gone. All-gone, cried the mouse, that is the most suspicious name of all. I have never seen it in print. All-gone, what can that mean, and she shook her head, curled herself up, and lay down to sleep.
From this time forth no one invited the cat to be godmother, but when the winter had come and there was no longer anything to be found outside, the mouse thought of their provision, and said, come cat, we will go to our pot of fat which we have stored up for ourselves - we shall enjoy that. Yes, answered the cat, you will enjoy it as much as you would enjoy sticking that dainty tongue of yours out of the window. They set out on their way, but when they arrived, the pot of fat certainly was still in its place, but it was empty. Alas, said the mouse, now I see what has happened, now it comes to light. You are a true friend. You have devoured all when you were standing godmother. First top off then half done, then -. Will you hold your tongue, cried the cat, one word more and I will eat you too. All gone was already on the poor mouses lips, scarcely had she spoken it before the cat sprang on her, seized her, and swallowed her down. Verily, that is the way of the world.
有一只猫认识了一只老鼠，便对它大谈特谈自己是多么喜欢老鼠，原意和它交朋友，弄得老鼠终于同意和猫住在一起，共同生活。“我们得准备过冬的东西了，不然我们到冬天会挨饿的，”猫说，“至于你嘛，我的小老鼠，哪里也不要去，我真怕你会被什么老鼠夹子夹住。”老鼠接受了猫的好建议，于是它们买来了一罐猪油，然而两个人都不知道该把猪油放在什么地方。它们左思考右思考，最后猫说：“我觉得这猪油放在教堂里是再合适不过的了，因为谁也不敢偷教堂里的东西。我们把猪油藏在祭坛下，不到万不得已的时候决不动它。”猪油罐就这样被放到了安全的地方。可是没过多久，猫开始想吃猪油了，便对老鼠说：“小老鼠，我想跟你说点事。我的表姐刚刚生了一个小宝宝，还请我当小宝贝的教母。那小宝贝全身雪白，带着一些褐色的斑点。我要抱着它去接受洗礼，所以今天要出去一下，你一个人在家看家，好吗？”“好的，好的，”老鼠说，“你尽管去吧。要是有什么好吃的东西，千万要记着我。我很想尝一点洗礼时用的红葡萄酒。”这一切当然都不是真的，因为猫并没有表姐，也没有被请去当教母。它直接去了教堂，偷偷爬到猪油罐那里，开始舔呀舔，把顶上一层猪油舔得精光。然后，它在城里的屋顶上散了散步，想碰碰别的运气；接着便躺下来晒太阳。每当想起那罐猪油，它都情不自禁地舔舔自己的嘴唇。它一直等到天黑才回家。“啊，你终于回来了，”老鼠说，“这一天肯定过得很开心吧？”“一切顺利。”猫答道。“你们给那孩子起了什么名字？”“没了顶层！”猫冷淡地说。“没了顶层！”老鼠叫了起来，“这个古怪的名字可不多见。你们家常取这样的名字吗？”“那有什么？”猫说,“不比你的那些教子叫什么偷面包屑的更糟吧？”
没过多久，猫又想吃猪油了。它对老鼠说：“你得帮我一个忙，再一个人看一次家。又有人请我当教母了，而且这个孩子的脖子上有一道白圈，我实在无法推辞。”好心的老鼠同意了。猫从城墙后面溜进教堂，一口气吃掉了半罐猪油。“什么东西也没有比吃到自己的嘴里更好，”它说，心里对这一天的收获感到很满意。等它到家时，老鼠问道：“这个孩子起的什么名字呀？”“吃了一半，”猫回答。“吃了一半！你在说什么呀？我长这么大了还从来没有听说过这样的名字。我敢打赌，就是年历上也不会有这样的名字！”
不久，猫的嘴巴又开始流口水了，想再去舔一舔猪油。“好事成三嘛，”它说，“又有人请我去当教母了。这个孩子除了爪子是白色的，浑身黑黝黝的，连一根白毛都没有。这是好几年才会碰上的事情，你当然会同意我去的，是吗？”“没了顶层！吃了一半！”老鼠回答，“这些名字真怪！我实在弄不明白。”“你白天又不出门，”猫说，“整天穿着深灰色的皮袄，拖着长长的尾巴，坐在家里胡思乱想，当然弄不明白啦！”趁着猫不在家，老鼠把屋子打扫了一下，把东西放得整整齐齐。可是那只馋猫把剩下的猪油吃得干干净净。“人只有把东西吃得干干净净才能放心，”它自言自语地说。它吃得饱饱的，直到天黑了才挺着圆圆的肚子回家。老鼠看到它回来，立刻问它这第三个孩子起的什么名字。“你也不会喜欢这个名字，”猫说，“它叫吃得精光。”“吃得精光！”老鼠叫了起来，“这个名字太令人费解了！我从来没有在书上见过。吃得精光！这是什么意思呢？”它摇摇头，蜷缩起身子，躺下睡着了。
从此，猫再也没有被邀请去当教母。可是冬天来到了，外面再也找不到任何吃的东西。老鼠想到了它们准备的过冬的东西，便说：“走吧，猫！我们去取储存的猪油吧。我们可以美美吃上一顿。”“是的，”猫回答，“那准会把你美得就像把你那尖尖的舌头伸到窗外去喝西北风一样。”它们动身去教堂，可它们到达那里后，看到猪油罐倒是还在那里，里面却是空的。“天哪！”老鼠说，“我现在终于明白是怎么回事了！你可真是个好朋友！你在去当什么教母的时候，把这猪油全吃光了！先是吃了顶上一层，然后吃了一半，最后……”“你给我住嘴！”猫嚷道，“你要是再罗嗦，我连你也吃了！”“……吃得精光，”可怜的老鼠脱口而出。它刚把话说完，猫就扑到了它的身上，抓住它，把它吞进了肚子。这世界就是这样！
New Words and Expressions 生词和词组
1. acquaintance n. 认识
2. provision n. 准备，供应品
3. yearning n. 渴望，怀念
4. consent v. 同意，许可
5. calendar n. 日历，日程表
6. suspicious a. 可疑的，令人费解的
7. curl up 卷起
8. dainty a. 优美的，讲究的
9. verily ad. 真正的，真实的
短笑话故事作文英语【三】
在宽阔的江面上，渔船撑起白帆顺流而下。
白帆鼓满了风，推送着渔船前进。它欣赏着自己在水中的倒影：那就像一张巨大的白蝴蝶的翅膀，多神气，多威风!
于是，白帆嘲笑起躺在船舷旁的木桨了：“木桨啊，你这个又无能又懒惰的家伙，渔船冲波踏浪，飞快地前进，全靠有我这张帆!你呢?什么事情也不能干，只会躺在那里睡懒觉!”
木桨一声不吭，好像真的睡着了。
傍晚，渔船要返航了。渔夫解开缆绳，白帆“刷”地从桅杆上落下，卷了起来。接着，渔夫拿起木桨，点破江水，划动起来，渔船便掉过头返航了。
白帆焦急地喊起来：“为什么把我卷起来呢?为什么使用那无能的木浆呢?”
“哈哈，现在你该明白了吧?”木桨带着哗哗的水声，说：“你只能在顺风的时候神气十足!而我，虽然本事不大，却肯于逆风而上!”
短笑话故事作文英语【四】
甜甜兔买回来一台电视机，小动物们知道了，都来瞧新鲜。
小猴子说：甜甜兔，这叫啥玩意儿?怎么玩儿的呀?
甜甜兔说：这呀!叫做电视机，只要一按遥控器上的按钮，就能看到非常有趣的东西。
大伙儿听了，纷纷发出赞叹的声音：这可真是一件神奇的东西啊!
小老鼠更是凑近了瞧。
甜甜兔得意极了，它按了一下遥控器。
电视机一下亮了，里头还出现一只猫!大猫一下子冲小老鼠冲过来，害的小老鼠一下子蹦的老远，躲在角落里直发抖。
这可把大家伙儿都惊呆了，甜甜兔却笑的直不起腰。
小老鼠生气的说：哼!甜甜兔，你这是什么可怕的方脸怪兽呀?都吓我了你还笑呢!
甜甜兔指了指‘方脸怪兽’，边笑边说：哈哈哈哈!你们瞧吧!那只猫是不会出来的.!
大家往电视里一瞧，小老鼠也用手捂着眼睛，露出一条缝隙，透过缝隙里看。
果然，那只猫被困在电视里，出不来啦!哈哈哈哈!
短笑话故事作文英语【五】
从前有只狐狸向狼谈起人的力量，说没有动物能抵挡得了，所以他认为所有动物都必须施展计谋才能保护自己。可狼回答说：“假如我有机会碰到一个人，我就扑上去让他无法抵挡。”
狐狸说：“我可以帮你碰到人啊。明早你早点来我家，我把他指给你看。”
第二天，狼很早就来了，狐狸带它来到猎人每天的必经之路。
他们碰到的第一个人是个退役老兵，狼问：“那是个人吗?”
“不是，”狐狸回答，“他以前是。”
接着他们遇到一个去上学的小男孩。
“那是个人吗?”狼又问。
“不是，”狐狸回答说，“他将来是。”
最后一个猎人朝它们走来，他肩上扛着双筒猎枪，腰间还插着一把猎刀，狐狸对狼说：“那个就是人，你该朝他扑过去，我可是要回我洞里去了。”
于是狼朝猎人冲了过去。猎人一看说：“真可惜我没装上子弹，而是散弹。”
他瞄准狼的脸开了一枪。
狼疼得一阵痉挛，可还是没被吓倒，又朝猎人冲了过去。猎人又开了一枪。
狼忍着巨痛扑向猎人，没想到猎人抽出猎刀左右开弓地在狼身上划了几道口子。狼鲜四溅，嚎叫着逃到狐狸那里去了。
“狼兄弟，” 狐狸说，“和人相处怎么样?”
“哈!”狼回答说，“我从没想到人的力量会这么大!他先是从肩上取下一根棍子，朝里面吹了一口气，就有什么东西飞到我脸上，痒得我要命;接着他又吹了一次，就有东西飞到我鼻子周围，像下了一阵雹子。当我靠近他时，他从身上抽出一根白得发亮的肋骨狠狠地打我，几乎把我打在那里。”
狐狸说：“你这个吹牛大王，谁让你把话说得太大了，自己连退路都没有了呢。”
短笑话故事作文英语【六】
小猫问妈妈：“早饭吃完，我能出去玩一会儿吗?”
“今天早上不行，”妈妈说，“今天要去医生那儿做一个检查。”
医院里人很多。小猫和妈妈跟每一个认识的人打招呼。
他们看见兔爸爸的儿子头上套着水桶，感到很奇怪。兔爸爸说：“我听到两个孩子吵闹，赶过来一看，才发现这个孩子头上套着个水桶，卡在那里拿不下来。”
小猫和妈妈又碰到了青蛙妈妈。青蛙妈妈说：“这孩子玩游戏的时候跳得太高了，碰到了天花板，头都磕破了。”
熊妈妈也在。猫妈妈说：“熊妈妈，你的小家伙看上去也不太好呀!”“对，”熊妈妈说，“我的孩子玩火烫伤了手。”
医院里有那么多人都在等大象医生。大象医生很和气，他给每一个病人都看好了病，这才轮到小猫。
大象医生笑着说：“我给你检查一下身体。”
医生先给小猫称体重，又给他量身高。
大象医生拿出一个细细长长的`东西。“哦，是象鼻子吧?”小猫说。
象医生笑着说：“这是听诊器，它能让我听到你身体里边的声音。”
“哦，能听见我身体里面的声音?真奇妙!”小猫想。
医生拿听诊器听着小猫的胸口。“深呼吸!”她说。
小猫很深地吸了一口气，又慢慢吐出来。
“很好。”象医生说。
象医生把听诊器给小猫，让他听一下自己身体里的声音。“咚咚咚”，声音那么大!小猫很惊奇，自己的心就像一面鼓在敲。用听诊器来检查，真奇妙!
接下来，象医生又给小猫检查视力。小猫什么都看得清清楚楚。象医生笑着点点头，说：“你的视力真不错!”
检查完视力以后，象医生站在小猫的身后很轻很轻地说话，来检查他的听力。
小猫听得明明白白。象医生满意地说：“很不错!你的听力很好。”
象医生把一面小镜子戴在额头前，还拿了一个好像小电筒的东西来检查。
“你的耳朵真干净啊!喉咙和眼睛也没有病。”象医生说。
象医生又让小猫躺在床上，摁摁他的肚子。
小猫觉得痒痒的，“嘿嘿”地笑起来问：“你摁我的肚子，是想知道我早饭吃了什么吗?”
象医生也笑了：“我知道你吃了很多早饭，把肚子都涨得鼓了起来，像个小皮球。”
象医生拿出一个小橡皮锤。小猫问：“象医生，你拿个锤子干吗呀?”象医生说：“检查你的腿和脚呀。”象医生对着小猫的膝盖轻轻一敲，小猫的脚一下子弹起来。小猫笑起来：“咯咯咯……一点都不痛，再敲一下，再敲一下。”象医生又挠了一下小猫的脚底。小猫痒得“咯咯”笑起来。他心里想：小锤子轻轻敲，还要挠脚底板。多好玩的检查呀!
象医生都检查完了，高兴地拍了拍小猫，笑呵呵地说：“你很健康。还有，你也很勇敢!一点都不害怕。” 小猫说：“谢谢象医生!这样的检查真有趣!”
