写一篇500字的搞笑作文【一】
一位看上去身体健康的老婆婆在街边乞讨，她满脸的皱纹足以写出她经历的风霜，她两眼呆滞，目光浑浊，可能是受了太大的\'打击，精神崩溃，没有精力养活自己，才放下自己那宝贵的尊严来硬着头讨饭吧。她沿街走过，不断地说着：“行行好吧！”路人呢？有的看她可怜，扔给她几角钱；有的根本没有在乎她，就悠闲地走了。
另一位也是身体健康的老婆婆，她衣着破旧，头发全白了，却梳的整整齐齐，还用一个七分旧的的廉价发卡别住，她的衣服洗的干干净净，没有一点污垢。她的面前是一个简易架子，上面挂着各种各样的小饰物，是用五颜六色的尼龙绳编成的，有爱心，有蝴蝶，有树叶，还有小玩偶。我真赞叹这些小饰物的手工精巧，颜色鲜艳。她的服务态度甚好，脸上挂着美丽的微笑。
观后，我感受颇深。
物质上的贫穷并不可怕，可怕的是精神上的贫穷。同样是贫穷，有的人会贫困潦倒，有的人却心在梦在。要知道，世界上没有不劳而获的幸福，只有付出，才有收获。精神充裕的境界是让人振奋的，更是不易的，生命的境界亦在于此。我们为了拥有这样的境界，仅仅需要的是生活的勤劳和学习的勤奋。老舍先生的那句话说的好：“不劳动，连棵花都养不活。”这的确是一句千真万确的真理。从古至今，哪个伟人不是从劳动中磨练出来的；哪项科学成就不是从劳动实践中发明出来的；又有哪件是不通过劳动能办好的呢？
人生就是奋斗，幸福来自辛勤。
写一篇500字的搞笑作文【二】
A wind and the calendar of the afternoon, me and my mother, cousin and the cousin yo dog to clean air, scenic Geleshan play. Small colorful flowers to welcome our arrival with a smile; Xiaocaohu their small head out and waved to us. We enjoy the beautiful scenery while hiking.
Along the way, yo dog to hop to hop from time to time naughty and jumped into the water hole, the others have a muddy splash. We came to a rock and saw the beautiful, fragrant honeysuckle fill the fields. Cousin cousin and I could not wait to pick up the pick pocket honeysuckle. Pick a pick, and I was honeysuckle mixed with a bit of rattan, the foot-slip, fall down on. If my hand tightly grasped the honeysuckle vines and perhaps on to pieces of it. End mining flowers, the mother asked us: "Do you know what the benefits of honeysuckle it?" Cousin said: "Honeysuckle is Shannon." Cousin said: "Honeysuckle Qingre, Reduce Pathogenic Fire." I said : "Honeysuckle can also be down summer heat." her mother said: "You are right, but the best place honeysuckle is native, does not appreciate other people's live."
After the play, I not only enjoy the beautiful scenery, but also to understand the truth in life. Ah really gain a lot.
写一篇500字的搞笑作文【三】
同学们：
你们好！这是你们最后一个儿童节，意味着你们将告别童年，迈进青少年了，真是一个值得庆贺的日子啊。
同学们，你们正处于成长中。尽管许多时候不免流露一丝稚气，其实这很正常。人的成长并非像走楼梯，一级一级，蹦着跳着上去。它仿佛一辆车子，慢慢上行于崎岖不平的山路，满载着种种憧憬。不经意间，回头一看，自己居然已经走过很长一段路，有滴下的汗水，也有盛开的鲜花。太阳在天空朗照，清风在耳畔轻拂。
人生不是一次旅行，不能把所有心思放在沿途的风景上，因为任何人从来不会踩着别人的脚印走路，它需要自己奋力开拓。这就需要责任。同学们，凡是追求上进的人，他绝不会把希望维系于别人，包括爱你的爸爸妈妈、老师等。你必须知道，只有自己，才是真正主宰自己命运的人！责任，能清醒头脑，明辨是非，约束言行；责任，能滋生勇气，不怕挫折，挑战自我；责任，能促进成熟，昂首阔步，走在同龄人的前列。同学们，做一个负责任的人吧！
同学们，推车上山是一件辛苦甚至痛苦的事，但辛苦使人充实，痛苦使人高尚。人生的意义并非只在于结果，它更在于一种态度、一个过程。付出，不一定能成功；不付出，绝对不会成功。人们就在于不懈奋斗的过程中享受着快乐，问心无愧！
同学们，爸爸妈妈和老师都无法陪你一辈子。我们无非在你青春驿站的门口，把所有的经验告诉你，在热切的期盼中，真诚祝福着你，目送着你，大步走向前方，走向社会，登上你人生峰巅。我想，那时候，爸爸妈妈和老师一定会由衷感慨：孩子们，你是天底下最棒的！你，是爸爸妈妈和老师的骄傲！
你的班主任：
20XX年5月31日
写一篇500字的搞笑作文【四】
On the first day of the rest, mom and dad and I went to ningbo sea world and youngor zoo.
We first came to the sea world. Once in the aquarium, dad took me to see the sea precious animals. Have the hippocampus, giant salamander, heavy sea turtles, and cute little penguins. Overhead transparent glass in all kinds of fish swimming happily in the, I seem to feel also came to the underwater world.
Out of the aquarium, went to the ocean theatre, there are Marine animals.
Walrus in sit-ups, music we call "good", then we show the water ballet, see it stretch your head, around circle, also push the feet, how interesting! From Japan's "three sisters" sea lions, each have each skill: within a will do ten arithmetic, a lifting weights, is another ball player. Next, two beluga whales the staff with mouth top up from the water. Finally, dolphins sang a song for us, that caused a cheer.
Out of the sea world, we went to the youngor zoo. In the zoo, I saw a fierce the east-northern tiger and the tiger, mighty lion and white lion. In the panda garden, I finally met our national treasure, the giant panda. They are naughty flip, also eat bamboo. Beautiful peacock contended for the tail, to show us their beauty.
Travel over, although very tired, but I am very happy!
