有关偏见的笑话英语作文【一】
我们俩就为这件事准备歌词。到了那天，观看的人很多，我对他说：“我出一道歌的比赛方式你出一道比赛方式，好吗？”他说：“好。”比赛开始了。我说：“咱俩每人唱一至十打头的歌。”他说：“好。”我说：“你先唱一。”他唱；“一人摘一颗。”我说：“再唱二。”他唱：“二行窝人搌。”我说：“唱十。”他又唱：“十五的月亮挂高空。”我说：“你唱的每一个歌都不同吗？”他说：“谢谢。”我说：“没夸你！”他说：“该你唱了。”我说：“好。”我唱：“一送红军下山。”他说：“唱二。”我唱：”二送红军下山。”他说：“唱三。”我唱：“三送红军下山。”他又说：“你怎么都唱送红军下山。”我说：“我唱的.是十送红军下山，对不对观众朋友们？”观众大喊道：“对！”他又说：“第一把平了，是不是该我出比赛方式了？”我说：“是，你出吧。”他说：“每人表演一个绝技。”我说：“好。”他又说：“我先来。”说完他又唱歌又跳舞，表演了大约十分钟。我说：“该我了。”他说：“表演吧。”我把表演的东西拿了上，拿起剪刀和菜刀说：“磨剪子镭强菜刀了！”这时观众也：“磨剪子镭强菜刀了！”而且受到了观众的激烈鼓掌。他说：“平了，那让观众来给我们投票看谁嬴。
观众给我投了4865票，给他投了4556，4865比4556大我嬴了！
有关偏见的笑话英语作文【二】
Pride and Prejudice is my favorite novel, which impresses me for a longtime. It describes a love story mainly between Elisabeth, who I like the best,and a rich and proud man, Darcy.
The story began with the arrival of a crowd of rich men who rent a housenear the Bennet. In a ball, Elisabeth gave such a bad impression on Darcy’sfirst pride that she refused Darcy’s first proposal. Darcy was so surprised byElisabeth’s refusal that he loved Elisabeth more deeply. And Elisabeth’santipathy made Darcy realize his shortings. He was not angry about Elisabeth’scensure, but also he changed his previous proud attitude.
During Elisabeth’s travel in Darcy’s manor. Darcy was very nice to heruncle and aunt, different from previous proud attitude. When one of Elisabeth’ssisters ran away with Wickham, Darcy helped Elisabeth find her sister andprevent her sister from the loss of reputation, with nobody knowing that it washe who helped the Bennet. So many changes in Darcy eliminated Elisabeth’sprejudice. At last it end with their marriage.
Taking the daily life as its material, this story reflected the life andlove in a conservative你 and blocking England town. It reflected the author’sview about marriage that it is fault to marry for property, money and status andit is also foolish to take these elements into account. In fact Darcy’s pridemanifested the gap between their statuses.
Since his pride existed, there is no ideal marriage between Elisabeth andDarcy. From the different attitudes from Darcy’s two proposals, it reflected thefeminine pursuit of personality independence and right equality, which is aprogressive character from the image of Elisabeth.
有关偏见的笑话英语作文【三】
Many people simply regard Pride and Prejudice as a love story, but in myopinion, this book is an illustration of the society at that time. She perfectlyreflected the relation between money and marriage at her time and gave thepeople in her works vivid characters.
The characters have their own personalities. Mrs. Bennet is a woman whomakes great efforts to marry off her daughters. Mr. Bingley is a friendly youngman, but his friend, Mr. Darcy, is a very proud man who seems to always feelsuperior. Even the five daughters in Bennet family are very different. Jane issimple, innocent and never speaks evil of others. Elizabeth is a clever girl whoalways has her own opinion.
Mary likes reading classic books. (Actually she is a pedant. Kitty doesn’thave her own opinion but likes to follow her sister, Lydia. Lydia is a girl whofollows exotic things, handsome man, and is somehow a little profligate. When Iread the book, I can always find the same personalities in the society now. Thatis why I think this book is indeed the representative of the society in Britainin the 18th century.
The family of gentleman in the countryside is Jane Austen’s favouritetopic. But this little topic can reflect big problems. It concludes the stratumsituation and economic relationships in Britain in her century. You can findthese from the very beginning of this book.
Austen left this problem for us to think. The genius of Jane Austen lies inthis perfect simplicity, the simplicity that reflects big problems. AlthoughAusten was only 21 when she wrote “Pride and Prejudice”, her sharp observationof social lives makes the style of this book surprisingly mature and lively.
The plots in her works are always very natural. The development of the plotis as inevitable as a problem in mathematics. I think the depth of Pride andPrejudice is the reason that makes this book prominent and classic. Today, herbook still can be the guide telling us the economic relationships both at hertime and in modern time.
有关偏见的笑话英语作文【四】
then man treat GREat event in one's life with punishing, Demonstratedifferent attitudes to the love question of the marriage of young girl of thefamily origin of middle class of villages and towns, Thus reflected authorsoneself's marriage view: It is wrong to get married for the property, money andposition; Get married and does not consider that above-mentioned factors areunwise too .
So, she objects to getting married for money , objecting to regarding themarriage as a trifling matter . She emphasizes the importance of the idealmarriage , and regard men and women's emotion as the foundation stone whichconcludes the ideal marriage.
the woman protagonist in the book Elizabeth es from the little landlord'sfamily, reaches the west to have deep love for for the rich and powerful peoplesons and younger brothers. Reach the disparity of ignoring family status andwealth of the west, propose to her, but is refused. Elizabeth's misunderstandingand prejudice to him are a reason, but a main one is the arrogance that shedislikes him.
Reach the thes of the west in fact status' the reflections of difference,exist this kind arrogant, Not having mon thoughts and feelings between he andElizabeth, the marriage that can not have lofty ideals . Elizabeth watchesconducting oneself in society and a series of behavior of reaching the westpersonally afterwards, See he change the proud conceited expressions of passingby, dispel misunderstanding and prejudice to him, Thus concluded the happymarriage with him.
有关偏见的笑话英语作文【五】
简·奥斯丁从不同角度塑造了四个个性鲜明的女性形象，深入人心。她为读者揭露出19世纪初英国妇女的地位——不受重视的状况。妇女只能通过婚姻来改变命运，可是不是每个妇女都能因此改变命运。
作者给我们的启示是很深刻的，尤其是当女性面对婚姻的时候。你拥有什么样的婚姻，决定于你的态度与能力。
有关偏见的笑话英语作文【六】
There is no doubt that Pride and Prejudice is well-known, the book that iswritten by Jane Austen has an influence on the culture.As far as I’m concerned,the ending of the fiction is wonderful, Elizabeth and Darcy won theirhappiness, leading a colourful life .
First of all, let’s learn about the author who is Jane Austen .She wasunmarried all her life. She was born in a mid-class family and was brought up ina fortable environment with harmonious surroundings, so there’s not too manyconflicts in her sight neither in her novel. In Pride and Prejudice she talkeddifferent ideas about love and marriage through different characters.
Jane Austen disclosed mid-class young ladies’ different ideas of marriageand love through describing the different ways in which the Bennet girls doingwith their marriage problems,and this undoubtedly shows the writer’s idea aboutlove and marriage: it’s wrong to get married just for property, wealth andstatus while neither would it be without caring about those elements.Jane Austenjust attached great significance to marriage through her novel
by telling people that marriage should be regarded carefully.
Then, let’s get close to story.The details is that Mr. Bennet is an Englishgentleman with an estate in Hertfordshire. He has five unmarried daughters butno sons while his inheritance must be inherited by a male, so Mrs. Bennet hasbeen keen to seek husband for her daughters with great enthusiasm.
One day the Bennets had a new neighbor called Bingley who was a wealthybachelor and followed be the target of Mrs. Bennet. At a ball Bingley fell inlove with Jane Bennet who’s the oldest daughter of the Bennets. Bingley’s friendDarcy also came to the ball and struck the sights, many girls liked him while hethought all of them couldn’t suit his preference, including Elizabeth. Mr. Darcyalways shows others a impression of pride, having found this Elizabeth began tohate Mr. Darcy.
Before long Darcy fell in love with Elizabeth Bennett because of her lovelybehavior, while Elizabeth is disgusted by his pride and has a prejudice abouthim. The official Wickham was weled by the villagers, and Elizabeth also took ashine to him. Wickham told someting about darcy,which increased Eli’s prejudiceabout Mr. Darcy. At
another ball Mr. Darcy invited Elizabeth to dance with him, but Eli refusedhim. Eli’s elder male cousin Mr. Collin came to Hertfordshire to inherit theBennett's property by rules, he wanted to marry with one of the Bennets. Havingknown that Jane was already engaged with Mr. Bingley, he asked Elizabeth tomarry him but was seriously rejected. At last he proposed to Charllote who wasEli’s friend.
Mr. Collins was good at flattering and he got the pastorate with the helpof Lady Catherine. Once his family was invited to Rosings Garden by LadyCatherine. Elizabeth also went there with Mr. Collin and Charllote. There shemet Mr. Darcy who’s Lady Catherine’s nephew.Then Mr. Darcy came to the Collins’and confessed his love for Elizabeth, of course he was rejected impolitely.
Afterwards Mr. Darcy wrote a letter to Eli in order to remove hermisunderstandings of him. Elizabeth’s uncle and aunt were also impressed by Mr.Darcy’s politeness. Gradually Eli’s prejudice of Mr. Darcy disappeared.Eventually they became couple.
In my opinion ,on the one hand,I think Elizabeth has personality ethicwhich caused her independent idea about love and marriage and in consequence sheearned a happy
life. There’re also Eli’s sisters’ love stories served as contrasts to thefemale subject’s ideal marriage, such as Charlotte and Collin’s life: they dohad a luxury life, but there’s no real love between them and this kind ofmarriage is surely a tragedy of society.On the other hand,Darcy is brave ,he diddo his best to pursuit his love.
As a matter of fact,everyone has shortings ,after reading the story ,I didrealize that we should find our advantages and disadvantages byourselves.Moreover,it’s necessary for us to try our best to get over shortings.Iam aware that we ought to get along with others with the same attitude.The rightthat seeking for happiness is equal for everyone.therefore,we should value thethings that we have,and cherish the chances.
有关偏见的笑话英语作文【七】
晚上了,我听妈妈说,把牙枕在枕头底下,第2天可以变成1元钱,我就把牙齿枕在枕头底下,还傻傻地想,就算我的牙太烂,也可以换5毛钱吧?
第2天,我迫不及待地翻开枕头,没想到,竟然还是一颗牙!我就问妈妈:"妈妈!为什么我的牙没变成钱呢?妈妈笑着说:"小笨蛋,牙齿怎么可能真的变成钱呢?""妈妈不骗人对不对?说,怎么回事?"``````妈妈被我弄晕了,:"@#$%^&*(_+|?:!`~,.,我的天,那是骗人的!!!!!""哦,反正只是5毛钱,没什么大不了的,你还我就是了,不还也行!""啊?!"妈妈大叫,苦笑着说,:"好了好了,去玩吧!"
怎么样?我的牙好玩吗?哎,老妈别忘了还我钱啊!5毛啊
有关偏见的笑话英语作文【八】
伊丽莎白具有反抗意识。班纳特先生曾经说过，五个女儿当中除了她，其他女儿都糊涂。她们一听说有舞会都“抓狂”了。在舞会上，伊丽莎白看出来达西的傲慢无礼。别人都去巴结他，她偏偏看他不顺眼。伊丽莎白的反抗意识还表现在她拒绝了柯林斯的求婚。
尽管他再三请求，再加上母亲的硬逼，她也不妥协。当嘉泰林夫人找她算账时，伊丽莎白表现得十分大胆，毫不畏惧。对于幸福，伊丽莎白主动大胆追求。当她第一次拒绝达西的求婚时，她说“在这个上最不想跟他结婚的.就是达西”，当时达西气得火冒三丈。后来，达西改变了傲慢的性格，伊丽莎白欣喜不已。她主动接近达西，最终他们在一起了。她的坚决与反抗使她找到了幸福。
